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satirist, social critic, stand-up comedian

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FYI, any Bill Hicks product NOT shown somewhere on this website most likely is being offered by someone infected with Acute Marketing Syndrome. The only cure is NOT to buy from the afflicted, so please do your part to end this global scourge.

For example, at present there are no t-shirts, jackets, hats, posters, bumper stickers, mugs, or can coolers authorized to include Bill's name, quotes or likeness.

If you have any questions about seemingly legit items which are not shown anywhere on this website, feel free to contact the Center for Marketing Control via admin@billhicks.com.